Teddy Bear's Mom applied to be on Survivor. Let it be known, I did NOT apply for this assignment. For goodness sakes, I am an INDOOR cat, used to being served like a Prince. However, the cat gods deemed it mandatory for me to go out into the big bad wilderness where I had to protect myself against the elements of nature that I am SOOOOO NOT USED TO. Fortunately I was not made to forage for food or shelter. Whew!
Here I am on the start of my journey in the room without a ceiling, moving along stealthfully in my "danger crouch."
Paws are crossed there isn't a bad guy around this corner, like a hawk.
What do I do now? I'm way out of my safe zone.
I keep my eyes wide open, in case danger lurks. Oh please oh please, NO challenges for me. Just let me get through the day in one piece. That's all I ask for. Is that too much to ask?
Back to my shelter. LET ME IN! NOW!!!
Whew.... safely home. Those were the 2 most challenging minutes of my life.
I need some comfort food.
What a day. If that outing was my Christmas present, I'm not looking forward to my birthday.